Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
MIDGETS
????
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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