Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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