i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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