She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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