Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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