That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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