Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
That was before I lit my hair on fire
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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