margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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