a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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