Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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