i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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