Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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