I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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