does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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