forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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