I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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