I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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