What a fucking waste of an outfit
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Found the puke drawer
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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