She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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