He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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