I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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