pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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