You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Randomize
