No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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