So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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