sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
