I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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