He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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