Banned from zoo.
Again?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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