? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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