Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Sorry about my life...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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