Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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