hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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