Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Randomize
