haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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