Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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