I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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