Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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