Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Still dying that you shit outside
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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