Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
