Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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