She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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