I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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