For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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