and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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