god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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