i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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