You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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