if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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