He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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